Designations

• Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in 1 month
• Developper is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby
• Onside coordinator is a person who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month
• Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby
• Marketing manager is a person who thinks s/he can deliver a baby if no man and woman are available
• Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they 'll produce a child with zero resources
• Documentation team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered; they 'll just document 9 months
• Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy whith the PROCESS to produce a baby
• Tester is the person who always tells that this is not the RIGHT baby
• HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby in given 9 months